Yep, you read that title correctly—proving, thankfully, that you are not illiterate. Be thankful for that.

It’s our author who can’t seem to read or write—for months now. Despite our badgering, despite your badgering, she has remained illiterate. Miserably illiterate.

Today, though, the first day of November, she stupidly or desperately (most likely both) signed herself up for NaNoWriMo. So now, it’s either sink or swim.

Do not be surprised if in 30 days Laura is dragging some lake.

Until then, though: words, words, words. Or maybe: a, b, c, d, e, f…