Check out the progress bar over there! She got the goal with two days to spare.

Laura’s in cop mode in here. “Roz, just back away from the tequila bottle.” I know, that sounds worse than it is. Laura has a tendency to overreact sometimes. (Think demented teapot song.) I think Roz was just after the bottle for something to drool into. She looks a little ragged and forgets to swallow.

But still, we made it, all in one piece. I would just like to mention (ahem) that it was Laura and I who got her to the goal today. We went totally off her blessed storyboard and took her for a ride. It was truly a barrel of laughs.

We’ll keep wiping the spittle off her chin, and when her color returns, we’ll get her moving on putting Sutures in order.