Okay, since we’re trying to be positive here, it would be rude of me to point out that the author netted only ten frickin’ words today. Yes, ten. Better than zero. But, seriously, ten?

I don’t think she understands that I narrate the LAC books. She doesn’t have to write. She simply has to take dictation.

I’ll have, um… Laura! Yes, I’ll have Laura check her ears in the morning.